Energy Lover Gifts

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Low-Energy Drinks

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Love At First Shock

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."