Raising Environmental Awareness Gifts

'Thanks. But I wish you'd think of me more than one day a year.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"