Raising Environmental Awareness Pillows

'Thanks. But I wish you'd think of me more than one day a year.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"