Environmental Consciousness Pillows

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Genetically modified food

"Do you think this grass is organic?"

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

'Saw my first electric car today.'

"I still say you can go too far with car sharing."

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

"Question number 9... have you ever, at any point in your life, stepped on a bug?"

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Broccoli is biodegradable if you want to throw mine away.'

"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"

california fire

"Turn off your halo! We need to save energy!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"