Eco Conscience Pillows

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Record Floods.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Tuesday, 2022

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."