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'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Record Floods.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

COP26

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Tuesday, 2022

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.