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'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"What a nice old tree! Let’s carve a heart with our initials in it." "Oh, yes, how romantic! Wound an innocent life-form you know nothing about. God, I hate people."

"I don't think we should hold this cartoon in Beijing again!"

No smoking.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Recycling Poppies.

"Just gonna go and play out on the grass..."

Regrowth

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Global Warming.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

COP26

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.