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"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Tuesday, 2022

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"What about my footprint?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

The economy and the environment.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sportswasher's

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

The big pause

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

Evolution.

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."