Environmental Awareness Week Gifts

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

National Everything Awareness Day

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Mind-Fullness

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Bees SOS

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."