Environmental Awareness Advocates Gifts

Pavement knee deep in cigarette butts.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

View to the Future

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Climate Crisis

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Government a la Carte

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."