Climate Awareness Gifts

Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet

Surfing the Brown Water.

'It's a plaster-cast of my carbon footprint.'

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

The first person who talked about climate change...and the first person who didn't want to hear about it."

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"How do I stop climate change? Tip 1: Insulate your house..."

'He's an incorrigible optimist!'

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I told you a house-warming party was a bad idea.'

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

Melting Polar Ice Caps.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Saving up for a rainy day.

'Tell me, tell me, what are my chances?'

"I've lost 10 pounds thanks to global warming!"

'Maybe the next one will have non fluro containers.'

Couple ignore drowning man, saying: 'It's just a cry for help.'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Estate agents...

Penguin travels carrying a snowflake.

"And now for the weather."

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H

A clean Earth is an Earth worth invading.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Too warm."

"Trying to get out of the sun. Please help."

By 2050 Hell will be 40,000,000 Warner

Pollution personified.

Sexual Drought.

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."