Climate Awareness Enthusiast Gifts

"You know what I dream of sometimes? Somehow to find a way to have a shower, or even better, a bath..."

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Polluted geese

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Scarcity

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Pandora's boxes

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

The economy and the environment.

Climate change skeptics.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Electric car

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Climate Change

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Crime Scene