Climate-aware Gifts

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Polluted geese

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Climate Change

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Global Warming.

Pandora's boxes

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

The economy and the environment.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Climate change skeptics.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Electric car

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Climate Change

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The big pause

Crime Scene