Ocean Appreciation Gifts

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Do you mind?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Lazy Octopus

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I blame global warming!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Neptune

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Baby on board.

"Privates Beach"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."