Ocean Appreciation Prints

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Lazy Octopus

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Food Chain

"Privates Beach"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I blame global warming!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Turtle Hat