Ocean Joke Appreciator Gifts

Crab-ate!

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

What's an Imax cave?

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

OMG.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Split the last one?

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

The Seafood House. Comic Waiters. The Seafood House now has comedians for waiters. Fish and quips!

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Artichoking victim

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."