Ocean Joke Appreciator Mugs

Crab-ate!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

OMG.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Artichoking victim

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Smart Arse"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.