Ocean Joke Teller Gifts

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fishing from the Pier

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"A catfish ate my homework."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

When the prey becomes the predator.

School Crossing

Anchored Fish.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"