Ocean Joke Teller T-Shirts

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fishing from the Pier

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

Anchored Fish.

School Crossing

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

When the prey becomes the predator.

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"