World Water Day Gifts

Save the river.

Access to water

World Water Day

Water is protected within a safe.

Water leak

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.