Water Quality Awareness Gifts

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Noise Pollution

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Price may vary with weather.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"That's an everblue."

Aliens and Environmentalists

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.