Clean Water Gifts

Water: the first medicine

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Missing Sock Returns

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

Biofelineism

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Works every time.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

The Last Leaf

Sweep the board.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Neptune

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'