Water Purity Enthusiast Gifts

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Bring your own inflatable.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Hand sanitizer

Lifesaver!

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

'Household water use'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Mine problems

Children playing around a water pump

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Freddie's water

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

UK sewage dumps

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Valuable Water

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'