Clean Water Pillows

Water: the first medicine

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

Biofelineism

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Works every time.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Sweep the board.

Neptune

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'