Water Quality Awareness Pillows

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Sport Utility Boot.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Price may vary with weather.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Aliens and Environmentalists

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."