Water Quality Gifts

UK sewage dumps

'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'

"What's up with the bottled water?"

Sewage in Rivers Report

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Water Seller

Minnesota ground water

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Neptune

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"We wish we could drink the water."

Mine problems

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Water.

Ecological electricity

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'