Water Conscientious Gifts

Water theft.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Household water use'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Criminal waste of water

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

Valuable Water

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's a new design to save water.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Cactus with Tap

Flower steals water during a drought.

Water Feature 2006.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

The outback dual-flush dunny.

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"You finished with that bath water?"

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

'Darn! No cup!'

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.