Ocean Office Gifts

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Overworked in the office

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

InIn by-products.

Japanese Whaling

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'