Ocean Sports Gifts

'I've got a board meeting!'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Another nice wave.'

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Man Surfing on Skateboard

Captain surfer.

'Bob! Great to see you! Help!'

It's a little unorthodox, but I have yet to be attacked by a shark!

Ambulance.

"All I wanted was an autograph... and then Mick punched me!"

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

The one that got away

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Do you mind?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Duck Hunt

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

Ice fisher.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Fast Lane.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain