Sea Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

Surf lift.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

He loves the water.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Walking the Plank.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Victorian Royal Navy

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Go deep.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

I hate these flying fish

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Wheeee...'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Austrailian Vollyroo