Coastal Sports Gifts

A man plays golf by the sea

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

'Can our software do that?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Raheem Sterling

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Another nice wave.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'I've got a board meeting!'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Centaur Sprinter

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Replacement Lighthouse

Sportswear Shop.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Sore Loser

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Austrailian Vollyroo