Coastal Activities Gifts

'Maybe we should have had a feasibility study for underground parking by the pier.'

Local Knowledge

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Leak in the fish tank.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

A man plays golf by the sea

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Wish you were steer!

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"He lives in a block of flats"

Sandy Floss

Where the Wild Things Summer

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

Coastguard

Surfing alien.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

When staffing agencies screw up.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"