Maritime Activities Gifts

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Maritime Tidal News

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Submarine Attacks

Coastguard

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Leak in the fish tank.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"International trade"