Underwater Activities Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Small snorklers following large snorkler.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Guide fish.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Welcome."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"He chases submarines."

"I want out, Laura."

"I like fountains very much!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'