Underwater Activities Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Small snorklers following large snorkler.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Leak in the fish tank.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Guide fish.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Welcome."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He chases submarines."

"I want out, Laura."

"I like fountains very much!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Coastguard

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"