Maritime Interests Gifts

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"He's a keeper!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"International trade"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Suez Canal Curse

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."