Maritime Interests Gifts

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"International trade"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'We're drifting apart.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Coastguard