Coastal Sports Pillows

A man plays golf by the sea

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

'Can our software do that?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Another nice wave.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Centaur Sprinter

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Replacement Lighthouse

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Sportswear Shop.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Sore Loser

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Buffering Volleyball

Austrailian Vollyroo