Beach Sports Gifts

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'Good dig, Tori!!'

A volleyball player has suffered from a 'spiked' ball . . .only the chalk outline remains,

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Buffering Volleyball

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

'It's a volleyball injury. He stepped on a clamshell.'

Fish Volleyball.

"At Rovers' stadium, that would be a yellow card."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Building giant sand pies.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Wish you were steer!

A man plays golf by the sea

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'Another nice wave.'

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Where the Wild Things Summer

"He lives in a block of flats"

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'I've got a board meeting!'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Built and Built without a permit.