Beach Games Gifts

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Volleyball.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Unvaccinated Summer

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Beach Barbecue

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Wish you were steer!

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."