Beach Games Mugs

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Volleyball.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Unvaccinated Summer

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Wish you were steer!

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Did you say psst?.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Hero of the Beach?