World Science Day Pillows

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."