Architects' Day Gifts

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Nature versus commerce.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Busy office.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Tree Funeral

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'May the forest be with you.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

InOutYada Yada.

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Deforestation.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building