Architects Gifts

'We had to cut corners!'

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

And I did it without any technical plans.

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

"We have a new and cunning plan - we're going to inject the Soil with Viagra."

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."

Construction Ahead Detour.

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

'Barrier Free Public Restroom.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

I think there's too many bodybuilders and not enough architects.

Basil Spence

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"You are looking at our future billion dollar building extension..."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Smith, Elephant, and Chicken Architects

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Spec Church

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

"We have some architects in our colony."