Architecture Gifts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"My contractor told me Rome would only take a day."

'He heard a voice saying: 'If you build it they will come'. '

"Nice moat."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

'This must be Fibonacci's.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"All I know is it's not up to code."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

Elevator, stairs or Path of Least Resistance.

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Being open-plan allows us to bounce ideas around and communicate more freely as a group.'

Clear construction agreements are important.

'We had to cut corners!'

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'

'Let me just check the code book.'

'Today's not a real good day to move in.'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'