Internet Day Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'