Science Project Devotee Gifts

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sexual chemistry set

"Always with the String Theory."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

COVID Devotion

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenstein egg.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I forgot the question.'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'It keeps me sane!'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'