Devoted Scientist Gifts

COVID Devotion

Burning the midnight oil.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Sexual chemistry set

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Always with the String Theory."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Cat Frankenstein

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'I forgot the question.'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"