Faithful Scientist Gifts

Has faith, but accepts evolution: fish with GOD witten inside.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Always with the String Theory."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

Caption Contest TK

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

COVID Devotion

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Jesus wept

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."