Faithful Scientist Gifts

Has faith, but accepts evolution: fish with GOD witten inside.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Always with the String Theory."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Caption Contest TK

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Okay - who leaked?'

COVID Devotion

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Minister Starts at a New Church

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Jesus wept

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'