Faithful Mathematician Gifts

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Pi fight!

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Home Schooled On The Range

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

Mathematics.

Euclidean Dog.

Count of Monte Cristo

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Alternative Accountants

'How would you describe yourself?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Power and the Glory tools

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'