Science Devotee Gifts

"Always with the String Theory."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

2021

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

E=mc2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Distractions Of The Great

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'