Devoted Scientist T-Shirts

COVID Devotion

Burning the midnight oil.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sexual chemistry set

"Always with the String Theory."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Cat Frankenstein

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I forgot the question.'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.